February 2010
January 2010
Note.
I went to the gym for the first time since I got my new job (about 3 months). I threw up everywhere. The end.
If God ever wants to send me to Hell...
Just put me in the middle seat on an airplane.
And let the other guys on each side both use the armrest…
Son of a!
J.D. Salinger
I’m sure he was a great writer and all, but when I had to read Catcher in the Rye in high school for summer reading, all I could think while reading the book was, “Soooo… when does he start playing baseball?”
Grammar rule that should be obvious, yet for some...
Just because a word is plural does not mean it needs an apostrophe.
Friday Night Lights update.
I haven’t talked about it in a while because this season has just been very interesting and filled with new characters and storylines so I didn’t want to comment until I had a solid opinion on it. But Episode 11 of Season 4 was one of those great, game-changer episodes.
It’s just a different show now. It continues to re-invent itself in a way that is fresh and captivating....
With Master Cleanse, clarity gained -- with a...
minilaarni:
To do this diet or not? Click here for article. Moo did this and could only last four days and it was painful/disgusting to watch her go through it. However, I will no longer be living with the rents and no longer be tempted with all sorts of goodies that lurk in the pantry and fridge. So maybe I should try this out? Hmmm, if all else fails then I have a bunch of lemons for a...
I have to be honest, as much as people doubt...
afghanibanani:
severeclear:
People don’t seem to account for the difficulties encountered just in Congress alone. Like he said, democracy in a country of 300 million is noisy and messy.
It was a really effective speech. SOTU is supposed to be about morale. For that purpose, it was brilliant.
It’s unreal how long we’re letting him slide simply because of his speaking ability....
Buying an iPad in Boston is gonna be the worst.
staceyjoy:
sade:
“Where are your iPads?”
“Over here, did you want the Touch or the Classic?”
“What? No. iPads.”
“Yeah. iPods. Over here.”
If there was an award for most frustrating text...
ventisette:
“Ok” would win, hands down.
Same goes for work emails.
WatchThe 0:15 mark. Haha you sure?
Hall & Oates - Private Eyes
Such an...
Fact.
I fly enough on United Airlines that I could possibly earn Premier status next year. That means complimentary upgrades to Economy Plus, high priority status on all Standby lists, and other little goodies.
Sorry, that’s my little Up In The Air moment.
Tebow confirms suspicions that he can't actually... →
Holy Shiz woot.com has a wootoff right now and the...
You have about 5 minutes to make the best purchase of your life if you don’t already have that collection.
So I'll be back at the Jersey Shore tonight until...
I really, really, really, really, really want to go see LIFESPEED at Bar A tonight.
You know, a lot of people go to school for 7...
…Yeah, they’re called doctors.
I feel like I have this famous movie conversation with myself when I go through Facebook seeing updates about old high school classmates.
Are Oprah and Obama Anti-Coco? - Leno lines up... →
Yet another flip-flop for our President. Remember this?
Anonymous asked: What bars do you usually go to on the weekends??
Anonymous asked: would you or would you not hook up with lady gaga given the chance?
Anonymous asked: If you could move to another city other than Chicago, where would it be?
So... about that...
So I didn’t realize I had my “ask” function on and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to the bar on the side of the dashboard that says “Messages”… until yesterday where it had 8 messages.
I’ll answer some now I’m since I’m on my lunch break. Then I’m going to turn it off after the weekend. So if you have a question, ask it now I...
artinslowmotion:
Fist Pump!!! It’s...
cara-ann asked: Remember when we went to go see the Michael Jackson movie and no one would dance with us? But then we just ended up dancing most of the way home? Or at least you were attempting to pull off a viable jerk in the subway, much to the amusement of all bystanders?
The Tonight Show with..... Joel McHale? →
(via afghanibanani)
I watched for a little last night and thought similarly. Say NBC doesn’t work it out and Conan leaves, they’ll move Jay to 11:37 for a half hour, Bring Jimmy Fallon up for the 12:05 Tonight Show, and Joel McHale will gladly take on the 1:00 am Late Night and work his way up.
Even though he has a nice contract with NBC, Joel should try to get out when it’s...
I'm in Aurora, IL.
F) You’re a gimp?
Is a John Daly reality series really what golf... →
Abso-freakin-lutely!
Give us someone to get excited about. I’m not saying the players in the field aren’t good by any stretch, but everyone is so boring. The most exciting player is Phil Mickelson and he’s kind of a douche (Read: He’s a super douche).
If I watch some of John Daly’s reality show and it’s funny or entertaining, I’ll definitely be more...
Scarlett Johansson Puts Herself On Auction Block... →
Last top bid as of this morning was $610. Is she in a relationship? Because honestly if she’s single, that’s a STEAL!
Annoying.
I hate when people use “prolly” instead of “probably” in a text or email. It’s just really annoying for no reason. When I say it out loud, I kinda want to throat punch myself.
S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t...
Watchafghanibanani:
How I held my breath for 17 minutes - David Blaine
Show her you love her -- take her to White Castle →
You could blow a week’s pay on fresh lobster, a bottle of bubbly and a quiet table with a waiter named Jean-Pierre to impress your sweetheart on Valentine’s Day.
Or … you could surprise her with your, ah, thrift and willingness to stand out from the crowd by taking her out for the Valentine’s special at your neighborhood White Castle, where, just for this occasion,...
Advice.
Don’t make your man watch The Bachelor. It just convinces him even further that women are batshit insane… especially the hot ones.