January 2010
December 2009
artinslowmotion:
John Legend (feat. Andre...
Quiet Days at the Office FTW.
I always get so much done when I’m one of the only people in the office. And I can do it all while occasionally moonwalking or air guitaring around.
muppetpants:
Kid Cudi - Down & Out
I really...
GaGa Cancels Chicago Theatre Dates, GoesGoes To... →
Chicago Theatre shows moved to Rosemont. In other words, lamest news of the day. Seeing her and Cudi at Chicago Theatre would be nuts. Now it’s just going to be at a 3/4 size arena with average acoustics.
The Color Test →
A nice brain waker-upper. Apparently, these are the things we’re supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer’s Disease. The average person takes 5 times to get 100%. But holla atcha boy for getting a 100% on the first try!
The Drinking Days of the Week.
Sunday Funday The Monday Night Miracle (after a weekend of drinking plus Sunday Funday, it’s true) Tuesday Boozeday “Do Work!” Wednesday Thirsty Thursday Mutha Fuckin Fridaaaaay! (Said in tone of Mike The Situation) Boot, Rally, & Soco Saturday (thanks to Andy Bernard)
September - Can’t Get Over
I love this...
bowlsby:
What’s up with people who have no style giving fashion advice online?
WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!
How About Those New York Jets!!!
Ruining feats of greatness when our season is down the tubes. Love it!
Observation.
It’s really unfortunate people can’t hear the party that’s going on inside my head via the explosion of pop music while sitting around in the airport.
The cat’s gonna be out of the bag though when I start nodding my head in a really feminine way to Bad Romance.
“I want your psycho
Your vertigo stick
Want you in my rear window
baby you’re...”
– This is why Lady Gaga is better than you.
Can YOU make a reference to Hitchcock AND buttsex in the same stanza? No? Alright then.
(via staceyjoy)
Stacy, you are correct.
Fact.
Breastfeeding in the middle of the airport terminal is just… weird. It’s even weirder when the baby doesn’t even want to at all and is crying loudly in protest.
As Seen On TV
I just purchased a set (plus another free set) of Wonder Hangers. They’re not coming for a few weeks, but I am actually a little above mildly excited. No seriously. I am.
AP sources: Al-Qaida link in failed plane attack... →
ROMULUS, Mich. – A Nigerian man who said he was an agent for al-Qaida tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines plane Friday as it was preparing to land in Detroit, but travelers who smelled smoke and heard what sounded like firecrackers rushed to subdue him, the passengers and federal officials said.
Flight 253 with 278 passengers and 11 crew members aboard was about 20 minutes from the airport...
Fact.
The only thing worse than a Sunday driver is a holiday traveler.
Formspring is the new Twitter.
Strangers just don’t care that much.
WatchIf you like watching stupid people injure themselves, this video is for you.
Andrew W.K. is not a real person. →
allthelatestmoves:
rillawafers:
bestrooftalkever:
kriskristoffersonsbeard:
If you have time on your lunch break, this is a great video (it has 3 parts). The guy is borderline brilliant. He spends a whole lecture telling people he’s not Andrew W.K. and that it was just a character created by suits. Then he goes on to explain his philosophies on life and music…
And then...
Chicago New Years.
I got my tickets for this year. We’re going back to the Lion Head / The Apartment because last year we just had way too much fun. Where is everyone going?
"Hey what does that thing d...OWWW!"
So I just came back from the dentist’s office. The dentist is from New Jersey and was located right down the street from my old office so that’s why I chose to go to him. He also came recommended.
Well, long story short, they’re really nice and I haven’t had any problems going there the last three times. However, the hygenist absolutely PULVARIZES my gums. I mean, I...
I’m at Nick Hill’s apartment in West...
Knight: college hoops lacks integrity →
INDIANAPOLIS (AP)—Bob Knight said integrity is lacking in college basketball and cited Kentucky coach John Calipari as an example.
During a fundraiser for the Indiana Basketball Hall of Fame, Knight said he doesn’t understand why Calipari is still coaching.
“We’ve gotten into this situation where integrity is really lacking and that’s why I’m glad I’m not coaching,” he said. “You see we’ve got...
Happiest States Revealed by New Research →
Here are the 50 U.S. states (and the District of Columbia) in order of their well-being:
1. Louisiana 2. Hawaii 3. Florida 4. Tennessee 5. Arizona 6. Mississippi 7. Montana 8. South Carolina 9. Alabama 10. Maine 11. Alaska 12. North Carolina 13. Wyoming 14. Idaho 15. South Dakota 16. Texas 17. Arkansas 18. Vermont 19. Georgia 20. Oklahoma 21. Colorado 22. Delaware 23. Utah...
Alicia Keys - Empire State of Mind (pt. 2)
So so...
Assumption.
I’m pretty sure I just paid enough in parking tickets so that every single employee at City Hall could get a new ballpoint pen.
Marvel Blows Up Soldier Field →
Marvel Comics plans to drop a bomb on Soldier Field.
It could be the first offensive explosion of the season at the 85-year-old stadium.
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The Soldier Field demolition is part of the January 6 launch of Marvel’s “Siege” mini-series, in which villains raze the venerable institution in hopes of framing some feuding superheroes.
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“My first choice was to blow up Wrigley Field,”...
“I have to religiously spend like 10 minutes every Thursday looking for one...”
– Nick Hill, on finding a working link to watch new episodes of Friday Night Lights every week.
Survivor out of nowhere!
So I’m just doing some work today. It’s a quiet day at the office. And BOOM! Eye of the Tiger comes on the radio.
Now I’m too jacked up to sit still at a desk.
