Streets of Chicago

I don't know why but...

if I get a call from an unknown number and it’s a girl, I always pretend like I know who it is...

Oct 2nd

Kanye West and Lady Gaga tour canceled

Oct 2nd

AP Exclusive: Autopsy shocker: Jackson was...

Oct 2nd

valerierochelle: fuckyeahmonkeys: ...

Oct 1st

With the seasons...

catbus: pantsblog: streetsofchicago: I am officially finding myself switching musical...

Oct 1st

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Jockin Jay-Z [Travis Barker Remix] I usually HATE Travis Barker remixes.  But this is appropriately...

Sep 30th

(via blocksonblox) Work it.

Sep 30th

GPOYW - Rep both your hood and your team edition.

Sep 30th

I let you do you.

Why you ride my shit? I see you jockin PG jockin PG.  Jockin jockin PG jockin PG.

Sep 30th

Hollywood: where they vilify Kanye West...

hono-lulu: gamesockson: (via jgh) Real Talk.

Sep 30th

The 100 Worst Movies Ever

Sep 30th

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hono-lulu: mooshoo: 311 - Don’t Stay Home My most favoritest 311 song ever. Definitely my...

Sep 30th

CLICK HERE for an old performance by the Stefani Germanotta...

Sep 29th

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Oh God…

Sep 29th

Re: Bruce playing all of 'Born to Run'...

In Chicago, Bruce began with a varied set list, performed the album portion of the show in the...

Sep 29th

My New Shagwagon.  2010 Mazda 3.

Sep 29th

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Pitbull - Hotel Rooom Service The satellite radio at the car dealership played this while I was...

Sep 29th

The first two episodes of this season are phenomenal. ...

Sep 29th

Something that annoys me:

kimboslice: Dish soap never “cuts through grease” as effectively as they show in the commercials. ...

Sep 29th

Fall weather.

It’s here bitches.

Sep 28th

The video for Drake’s song Forever debuted last week. ...

Sep 28th

And ladies and gentlemen, that’s a sweep of Boston,...

Sep 27th

Hellooooooooooo 3-0!

Sep 27th

AP Source: UF’s Tebow, others fly separately...

Sep 26th

Nutritious, Delicious, and a Magical...

Ice, Skim Milk, Slimfast Chocolate Powder, Nesquick Chocolate Powder. Blend. Optional:  A nice...

Sep 26th

Aaaaaaaaaand see ya, John Lester.

Melkman takin care of business.

Sep 26th

I am now watching “LOCK ‘N LOAD WITH R. LEE...

Sep 25th

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Kid Cudi - Sky Might Fall Still kinda gushing over this album…

Sep 25th

Fact.

Halls cough drops can go bad.  I just noticed that the Halls cough drop I just popped in was...

Sep 25th

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schmessica: Anytime I need a pick-me-up pep talk…I turn on a little Tebow. “We’ve got 30 minutes...

Sep 25th

She in the mirror dancin so sleazy...

I get a call like “Where are you, PG?”

Sep 25th

Living the Dream: TV Recap Edition

So during the day while I’m eating, doing bills, laundry and other random regular life duties,...

Sep 25th

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If you want to be amazed for 11 minutes, watch this.  It’s just silly how ridiculous they are.

Sep 25th

Cabbies ask for fare hike, $50 clean-up fee...

Sep 25th

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Jakob Dylan - Something Good This Way Comes

Sep 25th

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cara-ann: This song is playing inexplicably from someplace in my 1902 constructed apartment, and...

Sep 24th

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malty: irishtexan:pie0: Bloodhound Gang - Discovery Channel This album is so much fun. This...

Sep 24th

Mark it down.

Today marks the first time in over 2 years where I have actually come down with a cold.  I attribute...

Sep 24th

What do we do the night before my niece’s...

Sep 24th

GPOYW - New shirt edition.  Black/purple/white plaid shirt...

Sep 24th

My buddy Cameron does work for Bright Pink and he invited me...

Sep 24th

The great thing about going to the South or West side of...

Sep 23rd

So today on my way to look at the new 2010 Ford Fusion, I...

Sep 23rd

An Open Letter to my fellow Chicago...

schmessica: I think we might be tumblr soulmates. The end. ok, I’m done being creepy for the day...

Sep 23rd

schmessica: done and done. Shut up and let me go.  Hey!

Sep 23rd

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pantsblog: Parliament - Bop Gun (Endangered Species) Seeing Parliament for free at the Sweetcorn...

Sep 23rd

This is the monstrosity that was being built right outside...

Sep 23rd

I randomly found this picture from 4th of July weekend. ...

Sep 23rd

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Cascada - Because The Night (originally written by Patti Smith/Bruce Springsteen) Just when you...

Sep 23rd

It's 7:15 pm on a Tuesday and I'm in...

PBR and beats time.

Sep 23rd

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Michael Jackson - Scream Super yes.

Sep 22nd

REPORT: KANYE WEST OFFERED $10M TO WRESTLE IN...

Sep 22nd

itgirlragdoll: irishmexi: miyoun86: ...

Sep 22nd

This picture is a win.  A big win.

Sep 22nd

ABDC Final Round.

We Are Heroes gave the performance of the season.  I know that doesn’t say much, but that was...

Sep 22nd

This is my family including some the in-laws at my...

Sep 21st

Day 1 of Living The Dream.

It’s 3:15 pm.  I just got back from the gym downtown and now I’m drinking a PBR...

Sep 21st

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Fastball - Out Of My Mind Probably the most underrated 2-hit wonder of all time.

Sep 21st

J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!

The good guys are 2-0. Meanwhile our furry friends from Chicago are staring 0-2 right in the face....

Sep 20th

(Sung in tommy boy sing-song) Tall guyyyy in a little...

Sep 18th

Just to give you an idea of how big of a...

I’m listening to my David Guetta pandora station and the last 3 songs have been: Cascada -...

Sep 18th

Off to the Garden State.

Deuces.

Sep 18th

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(via schmessica) Yes.

Sep 18th

New Pearl Jam, New Alice In Chains, New...

Well, there goes my Monday once I’m back from Jersey.

Sep 18th

Sep 18th

PARKOUR!

HARDCORE PARKOUR!

Sep 18th

Jay-Z defends 'passionate' Kanye

Sep 18th

Puppy!

Sep 18th

3stacks: RAY ALLEN | TWITTER CACHING FOR FREE SNEAKERS ...

Sep 18th

Patrick Swayze is going to be on The...

bowlsby: onemoretimewithfeeling: kapi0:kayfabe:(via morgenstern:thatguychad)

Sep 18th

Dept of Ed. Secretary Arne Duncan's Past...

Sep 18th

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Jackson Browne - Running On Empty What an absolute classic.

Sep 18th

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Super Kanye Bros.

Sep 17th

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Old School Dating Personals Montage. Please watch this.  Please.

Sep 17th

I know I’ve blogged this before, but you know your...

Sep 17th

Fact.

The guy in line behind me at the 7-11 was a construction worker and he was buying a 12 pack of Busch...

Sep 17th

Of all scenes in all movies to have playing while I’m...

Sep 17th

Remember these?  I do.

Sep 17th

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pantsblog: Ween - Pork Roll Egg & Cheese Right now.  Please. I would do unspeakable things...

Sep 17th

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You are welcome.

Sep 17th

Couldn’t resist.

Sep 17th

Mystery surrounds possibility that "Fame...

Sep 17th

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When you think about it, the Death Star was really Stormtroopers’ 9/11.

Sep 17th

hono-lulu: walpaper: Universal Health Care World Map...

Sep 17th

Sales of PBR are up 25% this year.

Sep 17th

But I don't wanna be a grown-up

bowlsby: So currently I’m handling all of the digital media for my company and also handling the...

Sep 16th

Confession:

kimboslice: I’m not a fan of pumpkin flavored things.  Not even pie. Way to post exactly what I was...

Sep 16th

(via kanyegate)

Sep 16th

Dear Taylor,

You’re welcome for all the free publicity. - Kanye

Sep 16th

bowlsby: noahkai: notthatkindagay: jesslustbader: If...

Sep 16th

Anyone need a dogsitter or know of...

Since I’m leaving my current job, the next few weeks before I start the new job will be filled...

Sep 16th

Note.

I like when older women call me “honey” or “hun”.  It makes me feel younger,...

Sep 16th

WWE CEO Linda McMahon steps down to run for...

Sep 16th

You're not as fat as I thought

1happyst: streetsofchicago: bowlsby: Why do I always feel worse about myself after I get a...

Sep 16th

'This Is It' Trailer Captures Vibrant King of...

Sep 16th

Family Wants Walter Payton Statue At Soldier...

Sep 16th

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cara-ann: fencehopping: The Marshmallow Experiment children are given a marshmallow with the...

Sep 16th

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maxhell: frangry: President Obama Calling Kanye West A Jackass of the Day: Leave it to TMZ to...

Sep 15th

U of I faculty support removal of leaders

Sep 15th

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Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Slow Jam the News:  Health Care Reform If you didn’t catch this...

Sep 15th

When Common plays a show at a small club on the South Side...

Sep 15th

Alright last one.  But having one with a “Make Her...

Sep 15th

(via pantsblog)

Sep 15th

It’s official.  In a 10-month span, Lady Gaga has...

Sep 15th

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Sep 15th

John McCain on Jimmy Fallon tonight.

I’m glad he’s back to being the John McCain pre-Presidential Campaign.  He was always...

Sep 15th

Note.

I’m using the GameFace Beta application for EA Sports video games.  Essentially, you can put...

Sep 15th

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Jim Gaffigan - Steak and Salad (from his Beyond the Pale routine) I was listening to this clip on...

Sep 15th

Fact.

Honeycrisp apples are amazingly delicious.

Sep 14th

She’s 4’11, but DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN Shakira!

Sep 14th

My neighbor Charlie, Pt. 2

Part 1 Here. Charlie had invited a suspicious friend when I last mentioned him.  Well turns...

Sep 14th

I spy another person who wasn’t supposed to be on...

Sep 14th

bowlsby: jessicat: ericmortensen:sarahcooley: via...

Sep 14th

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pantsblog: Ashley Dupre - I Feel So Alive Without You The ol’ classmate releases a new single....

Sep 14th

Real Talk.

Real Talk, Vol.1 - The VMA Incident. Everyone has the same opinion about the matter.  Kanye was...

Sep 14th

Police: Joliet man says pot crop is for his...

Sep 14th

cara-ann: A’ight a’ight a’ight. I kinda wanna get a tattoo...

Sep 14th

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Kanye interrupts Obama’s speech.

Sep 14th

Fact.

Coach Eric Taylor was just featured in a commercial by EXPO dry erase markers.

Sep 14th

Note.

I’m laughing hysterically at how awesome Kanye is.  That was freakin hysterical.  I just wish...

Sep 14th

Cutler's Debut.

17-36, 277 yards, 1 TD, 4 INT Rating:  42

Sep 14th

Bears.

1:11 left.  Boom.  Roasted.

Sep 14th

cara-ann: BOOM! Roasted. Yes.

Sep 14th

Ladies and gentlemen.

Your New York Jets. Thank you to everyone who bet me the Jets would lose today.  I will be having a...

Sep 13th

Awkward Fact.

I’m on a party bus… Going to Indiana… And we don’t know anyone else on the...

Sep 12th

BREW AND VIEW

schmessica: $5 movies and $2 beers….doesn’t get much better than that. I just went there last night...

Sep 12th

Kim Kardashian. Yeeeeeeup.

Sep 11th

Track star Semenya withdraws from race amidst...

Sep 11th

World's oldest person dies in Los Angeles at...

Sep 11th

The sentence I hate the most in the...

“We need to talk…” Here’s a small list of sentences I would rather hear...

Sep 11th

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Kid Cudi - Soundtrack 2 My Life By and large, Kid Cudi’s new album is DEFINITELY worth the...

Sep 11th

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Just remember that this kid’s vote in elections counts just as much as yours.  America.

Sep 11th

The Fall Schedule.

After a summer where I had only TWO weekends with no set plans, trips, or visitors, I was looking...

Sep 11th

Purchase of the Month.

I patiently waited for 10:00 am CDT for the general public ticket sale for Jay Z at Assembly Hall in...

Sep 11th

Officer: Pull over! Harry: No, it’s a cardigan but...

Sep 11th

“Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one...

Sep 11th

(via bellavita) The single greatest 2 hours of acting by...

Sep 11th

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pantsblog: True story: Pat’s ex asked if the meat was real on White Castle burgers. It’s...

Sep 11th

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Kanye West - Flashing Lights (Live from VH1 Storytellers) I finally posted this because I rewatched...

Sep 11th

Problem.

So the men’s bathroom on our building’s floor has an annoying lock on it.  Basically,...

Sep 10th

Sunset on Washington Street.

Sep 10th

Obviously it wasn't armed robbery...

Sep 10th

Police: Ohio robbery suspect asked victim on...

Sep 10th

lauraf229: fuckkyeahchicago: mattynicegy00: Chicago ...

Sep 10th

About a gay friend...

Friend: Well he's trying to convince us that he has a girlfriend.
Me: Why? That's like using a glove to hide the fact you have Parkinsons. Everyone can still tell.

Sep 10th

I forgive Caroline Wozniacki (pictured) for ending the...

Sep 10th

Note.

If I give you my number and it reads 678-999-8212, it means I really enjoyed our time together.

Sep 10th

Unstoppable. 91-50.

Sep 10th

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Jay Z - What We Talkin’ About If you haven’t grabbed a copy of the Blueprint 3 yet,...

Sep 10th

Ladies and Gentlemen: The President of...

hono-lulu: notthatkindagay: *Unless you’re an idiot who believe’s he’s not. I’d be much...

Sep 10th

Comments have been fixed.

Sorry I’ve been lazy about fixing it.  But now you can leave comments again.

Sep 9th

Guests who I want at my next birthday...

Chief Illiniwek Hacksaw Jim Duggan Ted from Scrubs Ashley Tisdale Shane Sparks Rex Ryan R...

Sep 9th

cara-ann: Ordered by most used: love time probably little...

Sep 9th

Real talk.

Can we just start a tumblr that is all user-submitted and it can be about daily situations that have...

Sep 9th

Worst thing in the world:

ventisette: Pouring yourself a bowl of delicious cereal only to open the fridge and realize you...

Sep 9th

A facepalm for Chuck.

Sep 9th

Hip Hop Sleuthing.

So my brother’s friend Tom just informed me that there is a secret Jay Z show tonight in...

Sep 9th

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It’s old, but Nick and I just watched this clip again this week:  Hitler Reacts to the 2009...

Sep 9th

Man stabbed during argument at House of Blues...

Sep 9th

My neighbor Charlie.

Just outside my apartment door, there is a windowsill which has been occupied by a spider for the...

Sep 8th

“If you wanna make the world a better place take a look at...”
— President Hussein Obama to ...

Sep 8th

“What the FUCK?!”

Sep 8th

I can’t find a bigger version of this picture so...

Sep 8th

I'm only speaking in auto tune from now...

cara-ann: Just fair warning. I am C-Pain. I still can’t believe you bought the application...

Sep 8th

Bob Barker + WWE + Chicago = Why didn't...

Sep 8th

New Giant Rat Species Discovered (CNN) He looks kinda like...

Sep 8th

Hip hop giant Jay-Z to perform at U of I

Sep 8th

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pantsblog: hellamike: Rosalita by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen is from Freehold, NJ. ...

Sep 8th

FNL - Season 3, Episode 12. Watching this scene made me...

Sep 8th

“Yeah, he’s uncomfortably good looking.”
— Bill Simmons on Tim Riggins...

Sep 8th

Currently listening to:

Kid Cudi’s new album, Man On The Moon.  Reviews to follow.

Sep 8th

A Sad Epiphany.

Me: Yeah and we'll all go up for a guys weekend or something.
Dan: Dude, every weekend is a guys weekend with us.

Sep 8th

Hip hop giant Jay-Z to perform at U of I

Sep 6th

Note.

Tonight is one of those nights where I wish I just had a car and nothing to do for a while because I...

Sep 6th

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bowlsby: Sorry I party at work. 6th grade dance all over again.  THIS was another huge slow jam...

Sep 4th

“3:30: You know, every Vegas weekend has one song that every...”
— Bill Simmons, Part 2 of his...

Sep 4th

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Oregon’s LeGarrette Blount punches Boise State’s Byron Hout after the game. At first I...

Sep 4th

Michael Bolton + Lady Gaga

Sep 4th

Email I just received from Antares...

We’re pretty darned jazzed to announce the availability of I Am T-Pain, the first (and only)...

Sep 4th

I need a haircut.

What’s a good place to hit on the north side?  It has to be under $30 and I don’t want a...

Sep 3rd

malty: A People’s History of the United States by...

Sep 3rd

The reason some girls stay single...

Sep 3rd

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Boondock Saints 2:  All Saints Day Comes out October 30th.

Sep 3rd

This Saturday.

In honor of the college football season starting, some friends and I are getting a keg, a ton of...

Sep 3rd

This morning.

My alarm went off at its normal 7:00 am time.  Well, I looked at and thought to myself, “Why...

Sep 3rd

Customers Angered as iPhones Overload AT&T

Sep 3rd

Chicago ranked nation's most stressful city

Sep 3rd

Jay Z recreates all of his album covers...

Sep 3rd

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(via fuckyeahscrubs)

Sep 3rd

Just Now

cara-ann: I walked past a car with a bumper sticker that read: “New Jersey, BENNY Hunting License,”...

Sep 3rd

This guy remembers when Kings of Leon used to rock.

Sep 2nd

Roman Catholic group encourages couples to...

Sep 2nd

When arriving at the top of an...

Don’t stop after taking one step off. I was just at the Thompson Center loading up on Panda...

Sep 2nd

bowlsby: This is deadly accurate for the ladies of Chicago ...

Sep 2nd

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Gunnery Sargeant Hartman’s opening speech in Full Metal Jacket. This has to be one of my...

Sep 2nd

Farmer's Almanac Calls For "Bitterly Cold"...

Sep 1st

Remember BJ Armstrong?

I just talked to him on the phone.  For like 5 seconds.

Sep 1st

Iowa's Jewel Hampton (RB) out for season with...

Sep 1st

And we're back!

Hooray for GMail!

Sep 1st

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Brett Favre makes an illegal, scummy block in a preseason football game. It’s such a sack of...

Sep 1st

DePaul University offers Twitter class

Sep 1st

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If you wanna be dumber than you were 2 minutes ago, watch this video.  Just do it.  Watch it.

Sep 1st

[This picture is for Joe.] Wale + Ben’s Chili Bowl. ...

Sep 1st

My buddy Mike (we call him Demko) writes online...

Sep 1st

“I wish you’d make up my bed so I could make up my mind”
— the annoying Ryan...

Sep 1st

Suck it Cubbies.  Yankees 4 Life.

Sep 1st