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Nothing is funnier than someone dressed up in really festive Christmas gear (or dressed up in any costume for that matter), but they look really pissed off.
Friday Night Lights.
Had a pretty nice little cry there.
I was telling some people: I had “contact problems” all morning.
10. “The party’s employed these pants tonight.”
9. “Everybody loves me. Babies, dogs, hot girls, cougars.”
8. “Me, I’m on the outcast.”
7. “This is the Jersey shore. What do you expect us to do? Play with each other the whole time?”
6. “You have your penis pierced. I love it…. I just saw your penis.”
5. “I don’t give a f**k if you’re fat, you’re ugly, you’re 45 years old. I’ll dance with ya. I think it’s hilarious.”4. “I love the Jersey shore. I love being a guidette. But no one can understand how I feel right now.”
3. “That’s what you get from putting a fat girl’s ass in your face. That’s how you get pink eye.”
2. “I feel this job is beneath me. I’m a bartender. I do great things.”
1. “I left the club early because I didn’t want to cheat on my boyfriend. And I felt like eating ham and drinking water.”I now realize just how much I missed last night but not watching this show.
being from the Jersey Shore : watching this show :: surviving the holocaust : watching Schindler’s List
Nickelback —> Black Eyed Peas —> Miley Cyrus —> Dave Matthews Band
What a pile of suck (minus Carter Beauford, who I’ll never talk shit about.)
That’s what Billy Riggins’ shirt says in this week’s episode of Friday Night Lights. So awesome.
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Kristen Bell is absolutely gorgeous.
She and Kim Kardashian are probably the most-featured women on this blog. And that’s perfectly alright with me.
I’m going out on a nice little dinner date.
Seriously? The name of your band is “Assjack”?
Audioslave - Cochise (video)
Despite mostly a poor effort by Cornell and RATM’s rhythm section, they put together a few songs that absolutely pwned n00bs and this is one of them. The intro to this song will always pump me up. And this video was so simple but ridiculously awesome. Put a band on top of construction scaffolding and load that scaffold up with hundreds of thousands of dollars in fireworks. And BLAMO!
You’re welcome.
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
They’re both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians.
All Black Everything. (Possibly the theme for Saturday night’s drunken birthday escapades.)
One of the better scenes in recent movie history.